My Newest Super-Power (Sorry, Spider Man) July 28 2014

Of my many super-powers, only a few are known to the public. Most are highly classified. Here's one (revealed with permission) I just recently discovered: 

If I press my palm in EXACTLY the right spot, mini Reese's peanut butter cups shoot out of my wrist, like Spider Man's sticky web ropes shoot out of his.

I don't mean to harsh on Spider Man, but seriously ... which would YOU rather have?